Chick: Why is lev­el two on the third floor? Why is­n’t there a ‘Floor Two’?
Guy: I dun­no, hon.
Chick: Is­n’t that weird, though?
Guy, as el­e­va­tor goes up halfway: I think this is the sec­ond floor. It’s a se­cret lev­el.

–Air­Train el­e­va­tor, JFK

Over­heard by: Jess Mc­Gins