Irish Guy #1: Did you see Peach­es last week?
Irish Guy #2: Yeah.
Irish Guy #1: Mank. But I’d still give her the fuck.

Head­line by: In­ter­na­tion­al Man of Leisure

Run­ners-Up:

· “’tis the fuck o’ the Irish” — bri­an brine­gar

· “And al­so, pre­sum­ably, the cream” — lau­ren

· “May the bitch rise up to meet your cock” — Drew­ster

· “Mick Wanker Dicks Mank Yank Skank” — Rod W

· “Yeah, I’d hit the pit!” — ja­nine


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