En­gi­neer: Un­like you, I am not al­ways think­ing about cock!

–Mid­town of­fice

Over­heard by: Randy Lock­lair

Blonde Teen: No. Like it’s hairy. Like re­al­ly hairy. Like I‑have-to-trim-it hairy.

–3rd Ave & 11th St.

Over­heard by: D O dou­ble