40-year-old mom: Last year they took the class to a farm in Brooklyn, and he punted a live chicken.

–Christopher St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: confused

Woman in chicken suit handing out flyers: Please take one so I can go home!

–34th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: Maggie

Girl on cell: … So he was right in the middle of the chicken…

–119th & Broadway

Teen girl: The chickens are gonna kill me, seriously!

–8th & Ocean

Hobo: Do you know how much I regret that? Nobody got AIDS… except the chicken.

–W 4th St subway station