Queer: I am not pay­ing for the ap­pe­tiz­er, be­cause it came out at the same time as our en­tree and it should have come out be­fore.
Ghet­to wait­ress: You have to pay for it, be­cause I brought it out.
Queer: Well, when you don’t get mon­ey for it don’t be alarmed!
Ghet­to wait­ress: You’re lucky you even got your food!

–Din­er, 51st & 9th

Over­heard by: Rich