Dude #1: Yeah, Joe has no shame.
Dude #2: Yeah, he re­al­ly does­n’t… He slept with his first cousin.
Dude #1: Re­al­ly? How’d that hap­pen?
Dude #2: He just had a crush on her, like, his en­tire life.
Dude #1: Whoa, I did­n’t know that… Wow, that’s, like, kin­da nasty. But that kind of shit hap­pens. Chris slept with his cousin… But he at least got paid for it.

–6 train

Over­heard by: Michelle