Drunk guy: Yo, you bein’ stupid!
Sober guy: Yeah, but you’re drunk.
Drunk guy: Yeah, I am drunk! But you bein’ stupid! Come to my house — 123 Broadway! I’ll feed you! I got food! I got food! I will feed you all the time!
Sober guy: You’re drunk. Shut up.
Drunk guy: I am drunk. I will feed you! I love this train and everyone in it! Amen!

–Q train