La­dy yup­pie: I’m go­ing to be in Williams­burg in half an hour. There’s a pig I need to buy. Wan­na get a drink?

–12th St & 7th Ave

Fan­cy la­dy on cell: Hey, An­drea, it’s me. Just want­ed to see how you were do­ing… And if you got a new pig… Call me back!

–4th St, be­tween 1st Ave & Ave A

Over­heard by: quee­my’s mom­my

Drunk guy: I ba­si­cal­ly had pigs eat­ing shit out of my ass!

–4th St & 1st Ave