Informed yuppie: …yeah, no city money was wasted, it was all self financed.

–The Gates

Grandpa: You’re not listening to me!
Grandma: Well, if I listened to you what would you ever have to yell about?

–The Gates

Overheard by: Martha Gelnaw

Little boy: Where are the rides? Mommy, I want to go on the rides!

–The Gates