Girl look­ing in mir­ror: You know what? I would make a re­al­ly good-look­ing crack whore.
Boy: What? … Prob­a­bly.

–We­in­stein Res­i­dence Hall, NYU

Over­heard by: Emi­ly

Head­line by: Ethan

Run­ners-Up:

· “All he heard was “whore”” — Marigu­mi

· “Hold­ing the mir­ror be­tween her legs” — anne nahm

· “I’ll agree with what­ev­er gets me laid” — Dustin

· “Lose a few teef, add a few bruis­es, I be shinin’ ” — Din­go­lite

· “This Is Your Brain on Ug­gs” — NK


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