Girl looking in mirror: You know what? I would make a really good-looking crack whore.
Boy: What? … Probably.

–Weinstein Residence Hall, NYU

Overheard by: Emily

Headline by: Ethan

Runners-Up:

· “All he heard was “whore”” — Marigumi

· “Holding the mirror between her legs” — anne nahm

· “I’ll agree with whatever gets me laid” — Dustin

· “Lose a few teef, add a few bruises, I be shinin’ ” — Dingolite

· “This Is Your Brain on Uggs” — NK


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