Dude #1: Look at me — I’m a hairy beast. I don’t think even I could date my­self.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, I don’t think I could even date you — you just would­n’t be my type.
Dude #1: That hurts, man.
Dude #2: It would be a shit­ty re­la­tion­ship, any­way.
Dude #1: … Yeah, you’re right.

–Nep­tune Din­er

Over­heard by: Nathaniel Jones