Hait­ian work­er #1: Yo, no of­fense, but that’s what I don’t like about black girls.
Hait­ian work­er #2: Yeah…
Hait­ian work­er #1: You got­ta find your­self a good white girl. And not just one from, like, Bal­ti­more, ’cause they mad ghet­to. You got­ta find a good white girl from, like, In­di­anapo­lis, You know, down South.

–Gray’s Pa­paya, Chelsea