Dad to two little kids: Hurry. Hurry! Daddy just crapped himself!
–27th & 7th
Man on cell: Yeah, at that point it was just one stool sample too many…
–In front of Brooklyn Academy of Music
Overheard by: TMI
College dude to girlfriend in loud whisper: I took such a good shit today. [Girlfriend smiles and kisses him.]
–PATH station, 14th St
Overheard by: Abby
Girl: So I woke up the next morning, looked over, and there was a human shit a foot away from my head.
–Purity Diner, Park Slope
Guy: That Mary Poppins… she’s a spoonful of shit!