Lit­tle kid: No, you got­ta do the se­cret hand­shake.
Friend: What?
Lit­tle kid: The se­cret hand­shake! [Stands be­hind friend and starts thrust­ing his hips against friend’s rear.] Boom! Boom! Boom!
Lit­tle kid’s mom: Josh, that’s not nice!

–65th & Broad­way