Biology professor to students: Now that you’ve got the basic structure, I’m going to bone you for a while.
Overheard by: i’m in the hard class
Conductor: Okay, folks, we’re actually running ahead of schedule. We’ll be stopping for approximately 40 minutes, so if you like you can get out and spread your legs. Spread your– stretch your legs…
–Amtrak train into Penn
Overheard by: KT
Woman on cell: It’s from the car accident. I can’t really move my head, and he woke up stiff this morning, and that never happens.
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Woman: Maggie has stopped eating. She’s just not putting as many things in her mouth as she used to.
–Union Square market
Girl on cell: Hey, Mom. Hold on a second, I’m gonna three-way Dad… Oh, wow, weird.
Overheard by: Mike
Guy on PA: Hey, Mark, could you do me a favor? Just put it in, please? Yeah, I need you to put it in right now. Thanks, Mark!
Overheard by: Ferocious Russian