Skank: Oh, god… It’s just so sad. I mean, that fuck­ah was just so young. He got so many women. Why he had to die?
Woman try­ing to talk on cell: Oh, well I’m sor­ry to hear that.
Skank: I mean, I woul­da done any­thing for him… Any­thing at all… Great fuck… Great fuck­ah… Sad. [Train stops.] I got­ta go.
Woman, back to caller: Hun? Sor­ry about that. Some girl would­n’t stop talk­ing. I think she was go­ing to the first fu­ner­al that did­n’t take place in her womb.

–A train