Guy: I have a con­fes­sion to make.
Girl: Can’t you make it to me af­ter the movie?
Guy: I can’t help it, but I took a pic­ture of your but­t­hole last night while you were doz­ing.
Girl: You what?!
Obese la­dy in front row: Would you queers shut the fuck up?! I’m try­ing to watch this shit!

–AMC The­ater, 42nd St

Over­heard by: Scott