Woman: You wanna have a gang bang? Then I’m not being nice today.
–32nd & 6th
Ghetto girl: While you was kissing him he was eatin’ her out.
Woman on cell: What would I do without you? Who would archive my threesomes?
Overheard by: Nipples McFreaky
Cabbie, after four girls exit cab: Usually when four white girls get into cab and say, ‘Harlem,’ they are going to see their man for a gang bang.
–109th & Madison
Overheard by: wish i lived in harlem back then
Little girl: I can’t wait to tell my class about polyamory!
–Amtrak out of Penn Station
Overheard by: Nipples
Guy on cell: There was a blonde-haired girl and a brown-haired girl. I did everything to the brown-haired girl!
–Bedford Ave, between N 3rd & N 4th
Overheard by: chloe
Blonde chick on cell: No, you wouldn’t like them. They aren’t into orgies.
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