Woman: You wan­na have a gang bang? Then I’m not be­ing nice to­day.

–32nd & 6th

Ghet­to girl: While you was kiss­ing him he was eatin’ her out.

–Penn Sta­tion

Woman on cell: What would I do with­out you? Who would archive my three­somes?

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Nip­ples McF­reaky

Cab­bie, af­ter four girls ex­it cab: Usu­al­ly when four white girls get in­to cab and say, ‘Harlem,’ they are go­ing to see their man for a gang bang.

–109th & Madi­son

Over­heard by: wish i lived in harlem back then

Lit­tle girl: I can’t wait to tell my class about polyamory!

–Am­trak out of Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Nip­ples

Guy on cell: There was a blonde-haired girl and a brown-haired girl. I did every­thing to the brown-haired girl!

–Bed­ford Ave, be­tween N 3rd & N 4th

Over­heard by: chloe

Blonde chick on cell: No, you would­n’t like them. They aren’t in­to or­gies.

–As­tor Place