Old lady on cell: Hello? Hello? Yes! I’m here! In Brooklyn!
–Broadway & Fulton
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Wigger on cell: Yo, Roove, I’m at Pimp Station.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Dude on cell: Hey, I’m in New York City. Do you know of any ATMs around New York?
–Penn Station
Overheard by: The Doifter
Girl on cell: Hi, can you hear me? I’m in New York. Yeah, I’m at Macy’s.
–H&M, 34th St
Woman on cell: You’re in the park near the benches? There are tons of benches… That’s like saying you’re in Detroit and you’re near the drugs and violence.
–Washington Square Park
Lady on cell: Uh, yeah… I think I’m in the Empire State Building.
–Observation deck, Empire State Building
Middle-aged woman on cell, picking up after her dog: Actually, I’m in Palm Springs at the moment — I’ll be here for another week.
–Mercer & Spring
Overheard by: Wish I were in Palm Springs
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