Ha­sidic Jew hand­ing out fly­er: You! You! Are you Jew­ish?
Blonde shik­sa #1: Oh my god! He to­tal­ly thinks you’re Jew­ish!
Blonde shik­sa #2: Ewww! I can­not be­lieve he thinks I look like some fuck­ing Jew!
Blonde not-so-shik­sa: Wait a minute, bitch — I’m Jew­ish.
Blonde shik­sa #2: Oh, sor­ry. It’s not your fault.

–32nd & 5th