Six-year-old to guy stranger while hid­ing be­hind moth­er on cell: Hi.
20-some­thing guy: Hel­lo…
Six-year-old, grab­bing guy’s hand: Hi.
20 some­thing guy, con­fused: Hel­lo…
Six-year-old to mom: I picked one!
Mom: You picked what? No! I told you that you could pick out the stamps, not a per­son! Put him back!

–Post of­fice

Over­heard by: Put back