Blonde girl: So, you’re from Puer­to Ri­co and you just moved here? Wow, that’s so ex­cit­ing! Do you speak Puer­to Ri­can?
Puer­to Ri­can girl: No, but I speak Mex­i­can flu­ent­ly.

–Tisch Hos­pi­tal, 33rd & 1st

Over­heard by: I speak mex­i­can too