Guy #1: Dude, let’s go see Fid­dler on the Roof. I heard it’s sick.
Guy #2: Oh, that’s the se­quel to The Wiz­ard of Oz, right? With the witch of the East… Right?
Guy #1: Let’s go get high.
Guy #2: Okay.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Dar­ius Izad