Exchange student: I was just telling him how to use a Post-it.
20-ish male: Actually, global warming is only going to benefit New York City.
Overheard by: martina m.
Chick: I am not eating somewhere with a misplaced apostrophe in its menu.
Overheard by: Ladle
Young Columbia student: Yeah, so all of a sudden I was walking home drunk, in a diaper, with a huge scar.
Columbia grad student: … And if you ask him he’ll say, ‘I’m making money for the school! I’m making money for the school! I do drugs! I do drugs!’
Student to another: As for the article, I don’t care about the truth of my argument. I care about people knowing how big my penis is.
Conductor: This is 116th Street, Columbia University. Good luck paying your tuition.
Overheard by: Sam
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