Woman #1: Oooh, child, I know your ass was fucked up from all that drink­ing!
Woman #2: Hell yeah, you know I was! Shit, I woke up in bed with that moth­a­fuck­ah again!
Woman #1: Girl, who was it this time?
Woman #2: My fuck­ing hus­band.
Woman #1: Damn.

–Jay St/Borough Hall train sta­tion