Guy: Damn, would you walk a lit­tle faster, please?!
La­dy friend: You try walk­ing fast in three-inch heels!
Guy: That girl in front of you is wear­ing three-inch heels, and look how fast she’s walk­ing!
La­dy friend: Well, she’s a ho on the go!

–Her­ald Square

Over­heard by: Ru­by