Teen girl #1: Wait, so you just let him do you in the butt? You let him sodom­ize you?
Teen girl #2: It was­n’t bad. I could­n’t shit for a few days, though. So I took some lax­a­tives, then I shit my­self in the mall yes­ter­day.

–Lib­er­ty Is­land

Over­heard by: bin­ja