Con­duc­tor: You can get off and switch trains if this one is too crowd­ed. There is an emp­ty train right be­hind us.
Thug to friend: Why should I be­lieve that guy? He just wants us to get off this damn train.
Con­duc­tor: But I guess none of you peo­ple gonna be­lieve me.

–1 train

Over­heard by: sge­ness