TA: Is anyone in here Canadian? Good. I didn’t want to offend anyone.

–NYU

Woman with thick German accent about people with thick Indian accents: You can’t understand anything these people say because of their accents!

–LaGuardia airport

Overheard by: Lolo

Girl on cell: They are Mexicans dressed up as soccer moms in minivans dressed up as dirty Mexicans, and on the back of their minivans they have a Mexican flag and a bumper sticker that says, ‘Cross country is my favorite sport’!

–Train from Secaucus to Penn Station

Overheard by: uulovesuu

Foreign street vendor to another: If you kill a German, it’s different.

–Prince & Greene St

Shocked waiter to very smug waiter: Whoa! You’re even more expensive than a Russian girlfriend!

–Bread restaurant, Prince St

Overheard by: Sheila Michaels