Tween girl #1: That’s a girl’s shirt!
Guy in light blue shirt with pink flower on the back that says ‘Mom’s Week­end ‘04’: No, it’s not. It’s a man’s shirt.
Tween girl #2: No, that’s a girl’s shirt you have on.
Guy: I’m not go­ing to ex­plain irony to a 12-year-old.

–Tar­get, Queens

Over­heard by: Oh, Queens