Hobo to teen girl with red hands: Wow, your hands are so red. You must have a con­di­tion. Yeah, that’s what it must be, a con­di­tion. You know, I have a con­di­tion, too. I’m a were­wolf.

–4 train

Girl: Jew­ish les­bians? Are you kid­ding me? They don’t ex­ist. That’s like vam­pire cow­boys.

–16th St & Park Ave South

Over­heard by: C‑Star

30-ish al­ter­naguy: No, man, he was like a mer-wolf… You know, like a mer­maid and a were­wolf in one.

–Spring & Lafayette

Hot blonde: But we re­al­ly are just male elves with long hair and boobs!

–140th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Three-Head­ed Mon­ster

Dude on cell: Yeah and then she start­ed whin­ny­ing in ex­cite­ment right on top of me, like a fuck­ing uni­corn or some shit… Yeah, I guess it was pret­ty hot.

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Shane

Small, ex­cit­ed Mex­i­can child: Is it zom­bies? I know — it’s the Grim Reaper!

–D train, 36th St ata­tion

Over­heard by: Jon A.