Gui­do #1: So the fuckin’ Chink cop hands me the tick­et, and I say, ‘Fuck you, ya fuckin’ Chink-ass cock­suck­er. Take this tick­et and shove it up your Chink ass, you lo mein-suckin’, Gen­er­al Tso-fuckin’, slan­ty-eyed fuck.‘
Gui­do #2: You said that to him?!
Gui­do #1: Yeah, af­ter he drove away.

–Kings Plaza Din­er, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry