A tourist mom with three teens in tow halts in the mid­dle of the block, caus­ing two suits and sev­er­al oth­er peo­ple to crash in­to them.

Suit #1: For the love of God, move, you id­iots! There are peo­ple walk­ing be­hind you!
Tourist mom: You don’t have to be so rude!
Suit #2: He’s rude? You clear­ly see this is a busy side­walk, and yet you stop dead in the mid­dle and block all traf­fic!
Tourist mom: He did­n’t have to say it so rude — we are not from around here!
Suit #1: And does that some­how ex­cuse your be­ing id­iots and stop­ping in the mid­dle of a busy street?
Tourist mom: At least we are not so rude in Ten­nessee!
Suit #2: That ex­plains the id­io­cy, but it still is­n’t an ex­cuse.
Tourist mom: That was un­nec­es­sary!
Suit #1: Per­haps, but it’s true.
Suit #2: Here, maybe this is more po­lite: Wel­come to New York. Slow walk­ing id­iots prone to stop­ping for no rea­son stay to the fuck­ing right of busy side­walks, and don’t get in the way of the non-men­tal­ly im­paired lo­cals. Now fuck off.

–50th & 6th