Woman: I’m sorry, I have to admit, I’ve been reading over your shoulder. I kept seeing the word ‘creepy,’ and I was intrigued.
Girl: Oh, yeah, it’s feedback from a writing workshop I’m in.
Woman: For a story you wrote?
Girl: Yeah.
Woman: It sounds so interesting based on what people wrote about it. I’d love to read it some day! What’s it about?
Girl: It’s a necrophilia love story…

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