Guy #1, af­ter car beeps: God, man, can you imag­ine in Iraq and you hear a car beep? The world just freezes and you think, ‘Holy shit. I’m re­al­ly gonna miss my mom,’ and then it’s over…
Guy #2: Yeah, man — fucked up.
Guy #1: Whoa! Those shoes are re­al­ly cute!

–Bleeck­er

Over­heard by: Mark