Tourist to family: It seems like all we do in New York is take the subway, eat, and wash our hands.
–6 train, Union Square
Overheard by: Ugly Doll
Man on cell: So what can I say? She’s the carpet cleaner and I’m just cleaning the nozzles.
–14th & 5th
Overheard by: kat(e)
Dude: With all the nasty stuff I have to do, I shower like three times a day… and I still smell.
–Rivington & Essex
Man in beret on cell: I’m going to boil water and put my DustBuster in it… How do you sterilize your DustBuster, darling?
–7th Ave, Park Slope
Overheard by: hazelnavet
Bronx girl: And then she said to me, ‘We need to take showers and wear flashy clothes!’
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