Co­lum­bia stu­dent #1: It’s fun­ny how many kids do coke at this school… Ac­tu­al­ly, it’s dis­gust­ing.
Co­lum­bia stu­dent #2: Wait, but you just bought an eight­ball a few hours ago.
Co­lum­bia stu­dent #1: Oh, yeah.

–116th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: kei­th smith