Professor: When vassals would take an oath of loyalty they would kneel in front of the king and put their hands like this [puts hands in prayer position]. Now, what does this look like?
Student: A vagina?
Professor: No! Praying! It looks like praying!

–Fordham University

Overheard by: Marina C

Headline by: belle

Runners-Up:

· “Either way, it helps to kneel.” — Lindsey

· “From The Da Vinci Code’s deleted scenes.” — nick

· “In a refreshing move from the anus, today’s headline contest is brought to you by the vagina. That’s right, Overheard in New York is wiping back-to-front.” — erak

· “Now Get Your Cock Up In This” — B.M.D.

· “Okay, maybe a LITTLE prayer in schools wouldn’t hurt” — space coyote

· “Putting the Pussy on a Pedestal” — Clof


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