Pro­fes­sor: When vas­sals would take an oath of loy­al­ty they would kneel in front of the king and put their hands like this [puts hands in prayer po­si­tion]. Now, what does this look like?
Stu­dent: A vagi­na?
Pro­fes­sor: No! Pray­ing! It looks like pray­ing!

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Ma­ri­na C

Head­line by: belle

Run­ners-Up:

· “Ei­ther way, it helps to kneel.” — Lind­sey

· “From The Da Vin­ci Code’s delet­ed scenes.” — nick

· “In a re­fresh­ing move from the anus, to­day’s head­line con­test is brought to you by the vagi­na. That’s right, Over­heard in New York is wip­ing back-to-front.” — er­ak

· “Now Get Your Cock Up In This” — B.M.D.

· “Okay, maybe a LIT­TLE prayer in schools would­n’t hurt” — space coy­ote

· “Putting the Pussy on a Pedestal” — Clof


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