30-something #1: What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?
30-something #2: Getting high and masturbating.
30-something #1: Man, married life is great.

–Palladium Gym, NYU

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Runners-Up:

· “Because she’s out shopping for a vibrator” — trish

· “He celebrates Palm Sunday the same way” — Kate

· “He’s An Up & Comer” — Rod W

· “Little Johnny took the comeback “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” a little too seriously.” — Cloud

· “When Harry Met Righty” — Vasyl


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