Hoochie #1: I’ve hooked up with peo­ple whose names I could­n’t re­mem­ber but nev­er peo­ple whose names I could­n’t pro­nounce.
Hoochie #2: But if we can’t re­mem­ber their names, then how will we ever know if we’d have been able to pro­nounce them or not? These are the ques­tions we must ask.

–Tea Lounge, Park Slope