Old white hus­band: What are lamb chops?
Old black wife: I used to buy them for din­ner all the time.
Old white hus­band: What are they?
Old black wife: I used to buy them for you!
Old white hus­band: I don’t re­mem­ber, tell me what they are.
Old black wife: They’re like pork chops, but made out of lamb.

–D train

Over­heard by: daniela