NYU girl #1: I have so much work due in this next week that it’s not even fun­ny. I kind of want to kill my­self.
NYU girl #2, glanc­ing around: Don’t say things like that. Peo­ple ac­tu­al­ly take you se­ri­ous­ly around here.

–Star­bucks, Wash­ing­ton Sq Park

Over­heard by: prospec­tive nyu stu­dent … or not