Suit: I was up in Toronto last week. It was nice, but it was really cold.
Guy: Yeah, it’s beautiful up there, but they get winter really early. It’s like that Shakespeare line, ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.‘
Suit: [Befuddled silence.] 

–LIRR into Penn Station

Overheard by: It was Dickens, DickWad