Queer hip­ster: Do my labia look too puffy?
JAP: What?
Queer hip­ster: My labia!
JAP: What the hell did you just say? I can’t hear you.
Queer hip­ster: My va-gi-na lips! Do they look too puffy?
JAP: Oh… No, not at all.

–Ben & Jer­ry’s