Tourist: Does this train stop at Cort­land Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it does­n’t. The sta­tion is closed.
Nun: I’ve been rid­ing this train over 20 years. It stops at Cort­land Street.
Guy, as train pass­es Cort­land Street sta­tion: La­dy, you may know Je­sus, but I know the sub­ways.

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