Drunk dude: Were you in the pa­rade just now?
Old Irish guy: You bet.
Drunk dude: That’s awe­some. It seemed even more fun than the gay pride pa­rade. But that one al­ways freaks me out be­cause I nev­er know which trans­ves­tites it’s okay for me to be at­tract­ed to.

–4 train

Over­heard by: Dan