Guy #1: She was 14?!
Guy #2: Well, I did­n’t know she was 14 when I slept with her.
Guy #1: Dude, how did you not know?!
Guy #2: She did­n’t look 14…
Guy #1: And you did­n’t ask her age?
Guy #2: I did. She lied and said she was 21.
Guy #1: And you did­n’t ask for some iden­ti­fi­ca­tion?
Guy #2: Yeah man, ’cause the way to get a girl in­to bed is to ask her for some ID first.
Guy #1: Good point… Well, how old did you say you were?
Guy #2: 21.
Guy #1: 21?!
Guy #2: Yeah, 21.
Guy #1: Right, of course. Be­cause 39 is clear­ly the new 21!
Guy #2: Don’t judge me, man…

–52nd & Madi­son

Over­heard by: So <i>not</i> 14!