Hobo: Hey, can I clean the snow off your car for a dol­lar?
Girl clean­ing car: Um­mm, no way.
Hobo: Even when it’s cold white peo­ple are ass­holes.
Girl clean­ing car, to passer­by: I don’t want his smelly ass touch­ing my ba­by.

–115th St & Fred­er­ick Dou­glass Blvd

Over­heard by: Paula