Woman #1: She was great. I bought both her CDs.
Woman #2, show­ing off new shirt: I bought her t‑shirt. Is­n’t it cute?
Woman #3: Yes. Not that there’s any­thing wrong with it, but some peo­ple at the con­cert told me she is list­ed at a web­site for gay song­writ­ers.
Woman #2, screech­ing: What?! I can’t be wear­ing no fuck­ing les­bian t‑shirt!
Woman #4: Well, un­less it helps you get a man.
Woman #2: Well… That’s true.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Bol­lox­i­ans