Woman #1: She was great. I bought both her CDs.
Woman #2, showing off new shirt: I bought her t‑shirt. Isn’t it cute?
Woman #3: Yes. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but some people at the concert told me she is listed at a website for gay songwriters.
Woman #2, screeching: What?! I can’t be wearing no fucking lesbian t‑shirt!
Woman #4: Well, unless it helps you get a man.
Woman #2: Well… That’s true.
Overheard by: Bolloxians