Bike mes­sen­ger: Well, the prob­lem with be­ing a bike mes­sen­ger is that you have to make stops, ’cause if you don’t make stops you don’t make any mon­ey.
New­bie: Yeah.
Bike mes­sen­ger: But if I find a gig where I don’t have to stop and I still made mon­ey, man, I’ll have it made.

–5th St & Ave A